Prologue: Today’s most poetic blog post comes from the world-renowned Graphic Designer most commonly known as Q. Because of this, I wanted to first apologize for his inadequacy when it comes to writing. My suggestion for you would to be just grin and bear it, as that is what we have found works best with Q.

Normally I let text message failures roll off my back, as I understand that little keys and being in a hurry to send your next witty message will inevitably end in failure on the sender’s part. However there is one person that I cannot let this go on: her name might be Melody Alexander Stanbery. Wednesday June 3rd I got this little gem of a text message from one Melody Alexander Stanbery.

“Sorry. I got sidetracked wolfing down my burger. You’re lucky you didn’t get between or and me.”

I will go ahead and label this one under predictive text fail and failure to proofread.

Epilogue:

From Q: “I’m sorry for trying to be a writer. I will never try to write a blog post again.”

From Melody: “I Melody Alexander Stanbery promise to never let Q write another blog entry again.”

Footnote: This portion really is from Melody. Please note, not only have I have officially learned never to text and not proofread again, but I think Q did pretty well for his first blog. And just FYI, that was one tasty burger, and it may have possibly caused my inability to text properly. Because those of you who know me are quite familiar with my “frick” correction texts that follow typos. Kudos to Q for calling me out at my own game.